just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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