even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize