Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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