I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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