Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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