Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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