Buhtt sex?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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