You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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