i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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