Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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