I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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