Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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