OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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