D3 body, D1 cock
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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