It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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