DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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