Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Less talking, more tequila
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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