I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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