Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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