lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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