So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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