And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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