I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Still dying that you shit outside
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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