Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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