You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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