She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The cops high fived after they tackled you
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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