she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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