yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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