So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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