i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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