I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
it glows. i had to have it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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