Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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