what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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