sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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