Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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