This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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