I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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