You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
