in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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