dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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