That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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