the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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