I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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