I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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