Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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