So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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