My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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