I heard we made out
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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