butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
