Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize