please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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