When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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