And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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