margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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