office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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