Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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