there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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