a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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