i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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