i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
